“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.

They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.

I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? (x)

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domericbolton:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

#release me from my bind to this website #absolve me of this content
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tudorquene:

{[requested by ourgraciousqueen]}

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■ The Tudors;  

downtondownstairs:

Team Downstairs - series 1-5 (x)

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A Downton Question

drmaelstrom:

What the hell will Hughson/Chelsie shippers DO if Hughes and Carson get together?

like

there will be screaming/crying/flailing/joyful rioting/etc. of course but

what happens after

half the appeal of Hughson  shipping is all the angst and wistful pining as they go about the business of running things

what will happen if the fundamental conflict has been resolved?

dunno props the universe will collapse

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altenprano:

Mrs. Hughes is to be respected and feared

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theoofoof:

Is it me or does it looks quote smoky in there?

Is Mrs Hughes going to be caught up in the fire? Cue Carson to the rescue?

Or is it just the resolution? (I didn’t see it on TV)

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blowitoutyourtubenburbles:

M-a-r-r-i-e-d

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latenightontheastronomytower:

Let’s go home.

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■ Harry Potter;  

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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■ animals;  

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

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irreducibilitas:

Grimm and Other Folk Tales

by Cory Godbey

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kayceemasterpeace:

Now on DVD!Apparently this exists. This is Gilligan’s Island in space. Did you hear me. Gilligan’s Island IN FUCKING SPACE! Okay - technically it’s Gilligan’s Planet. I want to know how I went my entire life without knowing this existed. 

And who is that little green guy sitting next to Gilligan? Is that an Alien or a Dinosaur, I can’t tell. 

Is this real life? 

PS Where is the Supernatural fandom now. I bet you don’t have a GIF for this.

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seabornunicorns:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

recovering vegetarian

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antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

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